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The Haunted River Float

Average Review
  (1 review)
Scare Factor
Appropriate For
8 and above
Organization Type
Commercial / For Profit
Listing Categories
Haunted Houses, Haunted Hay Rides, Zombie Hunts & Shootouts, Haunted Mazes / Haunted Corn Mazes, Escape Games, Other Events, Haunted River Tours
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Snacks & Refreshments, Outdoor Event(s), Indoor Event(s), Touching Not Allowed
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The Haunted River Float is a twist on the typical Haunted House concept. As soon as you pull onto the property you will begin to experience the uniqueness of this haunt. Dexter and Pennywise are always just a scream away. You never know who might pop in as your signing up and buying your tickets. Screecher a crowd favorite or even Pigman might be demonstrating his carving techniques. The 1/2 mile float on the river, in the dark with River Monsters is only the beginning of this scare. You will meet Dolly, Fool and T, along with a few other surprises. Once you exit the river you will head right into the corn maze. You never know what is hanging around the next turn. The corn maze takes you into the haunted forest. Dorothy's Haunted Forest off of the Wizard of Oz is nothing compared to ours. If or when you make it out of there you will then get to experience approximately 2,400 square foot haunted house. Every room contains its own unique theme and scare.
Need a little more? Sign up for Zombie Paintball. Take a hay ride up to zombieland where you will try and defeat the zombies and other targets from the comfort of your hay wagon. Each marker comes with 200 paintballs.
Try your skills in one of 3 of our escape rooms. Each room has it's own theme and difficulty level.
Maybe you just need to throw something. How about axes!!! Try your hand at our axe throwing. You get 12 tries to hit the creepy targets.
Ruby's Landing River Resort has a variety of specials (non haunted) related throughout the year. Please check their website.
The Haunted River Float makes it's home at Ruby's Landing River Resort. During the day you can relax by the not so haunted Gasconade River. Grab a fishing pole or go on a 5 mile float. Ruby's Landing River Resort offers cabins, RV spots and tent camping.
Some locations may have last minute updates due to changing circumstances. Please visit the attraction's website and/or social media before going to double-check that they are open.
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Hours of Operation: Doors open at 3pm, haunt starts at dark.

Admission Costs: $35 basic ticket (primitive camping, 1/2 mile float in an 8 man raft, corn maze, haunted forest and haunted house)
$75 Spookclusive Tivket (primitive camping, 1/2 mile float in an 8 man raft, corn maze, haunted forest, haunted house, zombie paintball, axe throwing and 1 escape room)

Payments Accepted: Cash, Credit Cards, Debit Cards

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Event last updated 161 days ago. Please confirm dates on haunt website before you go.
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Recent Reviews

  • Email Verified meh for the price

    To start off the haunt itself isn't scary but I did enjoy my self but wish I didn't spend $35 on it. The parking and buying ticket situation is honestly pretty confusing. I sure hope someone in your group knows how to paddle! I understand that it is a river float but I wasn't expecting to paddle without a guide or anything but you can't be to upset about that because it is a float. As for the scares while on the float there was about 3 people that scared and that was all. Moving on to the "corn maze" I'm pretty sure it wasn't corn but instead wheat. If I'm going to be honest the corn maze part completely sucked there was maybe 4 scarers in it max and it was just a lot of walking through a dark field. After the corn maze you walk up the haunted house and its okay nothing real scary. The house wasn't bad but there was nothing that really set it apart. Overall its okay, was it scary? no. I did have fun watching my friends trying to paddle the 8 person raft but other than that it was a meh experience.

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    Posted October 2021

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